If I don’t find a way to stop my stomach from growling – other than eating (which I’ve done four times already today) – I am going to look like this lady when I am sitting on the beach in Destin this weekend.
I think I know what my problem is… and unfortunately do to the fact that I am a woman THERE IS NO REMEDY FOR BOTTOMLESS PIT!
UPDATE: If you are wondering what I’ve eaten so far…here’s a little list…
English muffin w/ peanut butter and jelly
Organic peanut butter puffs cereal and strawberry filled square cereal from Trader Joe’s – probably about 30 pieces total
Some leftover pasta – spinach, rotini, mozz, tomatos, vodka sauce (not even 1/2 cup)
Half of a half of a Boar’s Head ham sammie w/ muenster cheese, spicy mustard, jalapenos, banana peppers, lettuce, tomato
2 cups of Tazo AWAKE tea
2 bites of Colcannon
Small bag of pretzel sticks w/ ketchup
Diet Coke….my first soda in a month!
It is 2:05pm – that is a lot of food for a shmall girl like me…
UPDATE: It’s 4:02 and I feel ill…I should not have mixed all those foods. I don’t think I will be able to eat dinner. Yuckkkyyyy. Poor Mr. H does not like when I come home acting like a hateful bear.
I hope you have caught on that my bottomless pit is not due to pregnancy or boredom… and now that my title reads “….and uncontrollable hatefulness” you should really know what I am getting at…. Does anyone have any remedies for fat and cranky once a month syndrome?