Truth – My almost one year old is making me crazy. I haven’t been able to post in two days anything meaningful because Ailey is going through some crazy mental leap. Between trying to climb EVERYTHING in the house, wanting to walk but not being able to, crying if I don’t pick her up quick enough and poking my parents’ old deaf dog in the butthole, she be cray and she be making me cray.
Truth – My toddler asks too many questions. Mommy, why do we go pee pee? Where does poo poo come from? How does the toilet refill? Why do the squirrels eat all the bird food? Mommy why can’t I wear a boobie bra? How many turns are left in this car ride before we get home?
Truth – My face is broken out like a 13 year old boy. Since I decided it’s okay to eat pizza two times a week, I have acne on my forehead, chin, and chest. I never get pimples (unless I’m pregnant, and I’m not), so this is driving me insane.
Truth – I am really angry with Forever 21. Since when do they think it’s okay to charge $58 for a dress? I need some inexpensive things for 2 trips in the beginning of September and will admit that F21 has always been my go-to… but not anymore!
Truth – I have a huge announcement coming to the blog… maybe next week. Maybe sooner. Just know in that box down there is something awesome…